What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

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For me ,it was when I used to live 2 doors away from a fijian woman. She had just taken up archery.
Anyway, i had to go to her house to return the dvd she had loaned me.
What she said and the way she said it made me think she was asking me to sleep with her
She said "Wanna have a go?"
I said "No,I have left my front door open" (I had) Then she said "Come on.Just for 10 minutes" (and i am thinking , 10 minutes? )
I said "I can't .I have to feed my animals" (True)
She then says "It could be your last chance!"
(EH!!!)
Then it hit me what she wanted.
She wanted me to shoot some arrows with her in her back garden.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[stud1al]

My brother gave me a pair of his jeans. They were too small for him but a little big on me.
I was wearing them and went outside to get my mail in . On the way back in i noticed there were a lot of pigeons perching on my TV antenna.
They had broken my previous one, so i bent down to pick up a stone.
I was not intending to hit them, you understand. I am an animal lover. I only wanted to scare them off
As i lifted my arm to throw the stone ,my jeans fell down. NO UNDERWEAR .Thank god there was nobody outside.